Episodes List
Four Feds step into the kitchen. One of them is like, ‘Well, Bernie?’
19 Sep, 2026‘I did the deed with the girlfriend of a very good friend and it’s been bothering my conscience lately’
11 Sep, 2026At the end of the summer, just like the rest of you, I’m sick of the sight of my children
04 Sep, 2026At the end of the summer, just like the rest of you, I’m sick of the sight of my children
04 Sep, 2026‘Your father’s playing golf in Doonbeg,’ Hennessy goes. ‘While the cat’s away, the mice will fornicate’
02 Sep, 2026Charlie is serious about marrying this woman. You haven’t heard the worst of it yet. No prenup
21 Aug, 2026Charlie is serious about marrying this woman. You haven’t heard the worst of it yet. No prenup
21 Aug, 2026Charlie is serious about marrying this woman. You haven’t heard the worst of it yet. No prenup
21 Aug, 2026‘Oh my God! Your dad’s new girlfriend has entered the Wicklow Pollock Queen competition!’
07 Aug, 2026‘My son has opened a museum celebrating criminality. I wish people would stop asking if I’m proud’
31 Jul, 2026The old man has a Tesco Clubcord. Jesus, it’s worse than I thought
20 Jul, 2026‘Wait a minute, are you telling me there’s a World Cup in soccer?’
26 Jun, 2026‘Your accent is up and down like a focked umbrella,’ I tell the old man
20 Jun, 2026‘I’m not giving that kid the money. Not a focking chance’
12 Jun, 2026We filled a skip with all the things Sorcha decided she can live without, until she changed her mind
05 Jun, 2026‘Nobody can say I haven’t put my body on the line for this Leinster team’
29 May, 2026‘Ross, it’s a very simple choice. It’s me or it’s Leinster. You decide’
22 May, 2026‘Ross, I think you’re finally getting your comeuppance from the universe’
15 May, 2026‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’
08 May, 2026‘Dude, you’re not in Ballsbridge now,’ I tell the old man. ‘This is Las f**king Braygas!’
08 May, 2026I have zero interest in her in that way – is it weird that I want to spend time with this girl?
01 May, 2026‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word
24 Apr, 2026‘Sorcha, I don’t need ChatGPT to tell me how to talk to my daughter and the girl she’s seeing’
17 Apr, 2026‘Potatoes au gratin? My old dear used to say they’re for people with money but no class’
10 Apr, 2026We’re driving through Donnybrook and Sorcha shouts ‘Stop!’
03 Apr, 2026‘Ross,’ Sorcha goes, ‘we’re not going to Dubai. We cancelled because of the war.’ I’m there, ‘What war?’ and I genuinely mean it
27 Mar, 2026‘We’re losing, like, 32-0. The Blackrock first years are taking us aport’
20 Mar, 2026‘I’m so full of myself this morning that I’m actually making myself sick’
13 Mar, 2026‘There you go with the school rivalry thing again. You need to move on’
06 Mar, 2026